I have two of the three shirts that I need to create my own personal holy trinity of kickass shirts. I didn't even realize it, but I'm on a quest to unite the three, so that they may glory in my presence, and I theirs.
I have this shirt.
And this* shirt.
I do not have this shirt.
*Shout out to Katrina, who knows how to please a man. Get your mind out of the gutter.