words are lost

I have two of the three shirts that I need to create my own personal holy trinity of kickass shirts. I didn't even realize it, but I'm on a quest to unite the three, so that they may glory in my presence, and I theirs.

I have this shirt.



And this* shirt.



But.

I do not have this shirt.



Yet.

(Hint, hint.)

*Shout out to Katrina, who knows how to please a man. Get your mind out of the gutter.